Readers. Friends. You followers of pointlessness, you toleraters of nonsense you. I ask you today, or tonight, whenever you’re reading this, to join me on less of a revolution, more a devolution. There is a way you can make the world a better place, a gentler, more proud, more decent place. Every man, woman and child can- sorry, did I say woman and child? That was a mistake, this is just for the men.
Have they left? Cool.
Gentlemen. Isn’t it time we started being gentlemen again?